The Dukes' carbon footprint was growing rapidly due to increased crime-fighting requirements in Hazzard County. Meanwhile, Boss Hogg had suspended funding for carbon credits to feed his fried chicken habit, forcing the Dukes to dig into their own coffers for carbon offset financing. Furthermore, a study had shown that each time the Duke boyz jumped over a river, the Charger's oil pan suffered damage and leaked Texas Tea into the soil, damaging the fragile eco-system in rural Hazzard County. The possums would ingest this tea and as a result the patrons at the Boar's Nest were becoming ill.
The X-90 has a higher ground clearance allowing for huge jumps to be executed in an earth-friendly manner. Now, the X-90 has significantly less horsepower than the Charger. Not to worry. Since "man made" global warming has put the earth's prairies and meadows in a headlock, the rivers aren't as wide. This allows the X-90 to take the same sweet jumps using 1/2 the required horsepower (as noted in picture).
What about Roscoe's Plymouth Fury? Gone. He's on a Segway.
The X-90 has a higher ground clearance allowing for huge jumps to be executed in an earth-friendly manner. Now, the X-90 has significantly less horsepower than the Charger. Not to worry. Since "man made" global warming has put the earth's prairies and meadows in a headlock, the rivers aren't as wide. This allows the X-90 to take the same sweet jumps using 1/2 the required horsepower (as noted in picture).
What about Roscoe's Plymouth Fury? Gone. He's on a Segway.
3 comments:
Classic!
An X-90. What a blessing to have found this lovely. And well posted sir! We found this gem at "Cooters Place" a local eatery in Nashville. There's a whole other post in that name alone. But I digress.
Beautiful post! How about I just send you my pics and you write em all up?? JK, that was awesome though.
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