Wax on, Paint off

So the wife and I along with the child were winding our way back to the West side and something odd kept happening. I thought we were caught up in some loop, but it seems as though this car was going so fast that it past us 3 times. I thought the lack of paint on the hood caused such a horsepower increase that he actually warped the space-time continuum. But then it hit me like the SUV that was about to when i slowed down to take this shot. The guy was practicing weaving through traffic. I am amazed that someone would take the time to do that, the intelligence level needed to know that one must eventually use this skill, like if all the cars on the road were stopped as if there were traffic, and you knew that COPs was on in 15 minutes and you just had to catch the last five minutes of Pokemon, or whatever anime show you watch that is on before COPs, possibly on some other television station.
Well, all American man who drives a Japanese car, I salute your efforts and dedication to the art of the weave, may you cause no accident that may make you replace your hood and front bumper with parts that don't match your cars color. May the caps to your wheels never be lost to such a mishap, may you be on time always to watch rednecks and big eyed kids fight those things they see as evil.